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So, uh, we at the Tavern are kind of… you know… modest. We don’t like tooting our own horn, ringing our own bells, or pulling our own chains. In 7th grade we didn’t sit at the cool table. We didn’t have the hot girlfriend/boyfriend, we weren’t so good at sports, never did our homework…. Basically we were the ones you hardly noticed, sitting at table with a few of our friends (read: people more shy than us), drawing blueprints for devices such as the Pat on the Back Apparatus, Gravity-Powered Shoe Air Conditioners, or the Combined Bird-Trap/Cat-Feeder that would either save the world/cause the apocalypse depending on the whatever adolescent catastrophe got us in a mood.

We’ve now grown into our own, though, and even though we still have some of that boyish modesty and shyness, we gotta say: according to our yelp reviews we’re the bees knees. And, if, after reading them, you don’t agree, why don’t you read about us here, here, here, here or here?